a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
(via time-not-well-wasted)
One late night, you are up in your bedroom when you hear your mom calling you downstairs. You are halfway down the staircase when all of a sudden, you see your mom in front of her bedroom door, terrified, she whispers, ‘Don’t go downstairs. I heard her, too.’
Who do you believe?
(Source: moriarty, via shondasbitch)
My school’s idea of weekly quotes in the agendas they provide us with…because the people who need this information totally use an agenda. “Let’s see do I have time to do cocaine today? Nope looks like I have a bunch of math homework”
all i really want is a cute bad boy who’s kind of an asshole but is really sweet to me and calls me babyand lets me wear his leather jacket and runs his hands through my hair and make out with me while leaning against his cool car and he gets in fights and his face is bleeding and i help him clean up and then we make out more and in public he puts his hand in my back pocket. i could go on for days
so basically you want a greaser from the 60s
(Source: teennightclub, via tabbydarling)
Inbox me a body part!
cogsworthhasenteredthebuilding:
never not reblog this ever
The one time Fox News does something okay.
This has to be on my blog a good 15 times. I regret nothing.
What a sassy republican.
reblogigng for the sass and only the sass
(Source: dontgetcomfortable, via chiefnadina)
GUYS I NEED YOU NOW: IF SCHOOL HAS EVER MADE YOU DEPRESSED/IS A FACTOR IN YOUR DEPRESSION OR ANXIETY OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT PLEASE REBLOG THIS FOR MY SCHOOL PROJECT THAT’S DUE FRIDAY THANK YOU
(via bitcheslovejessica)
If I ever meet Selena Gomez I’m just gonna start chanting the Hanuman Chalisa and see what happens
she’d probably be like ‘omg I heard at at urban outfitters one are you opening your chakras can i join u????’
xthegirlwithkaleidoscopeeyesx:
Legit reasons to hate Justin Bieber:
- He said rape happens for a reason.
- When asked to try out veganism he made a big show of gagging on and spitting out a vegan steak that had been ordered for him.
- When he visited Anne Franks house, he wrote in the guest book that he hoped “she would have been a belieber”.
- He’s a spoiled little brat.
Not legit reasons to hate Justin Bieber:
- He looks ‘feminine’
- you think he’s gay
- His voice sounds ‘feminine’
(via demifucksjennelvato)
